Sony Conference Liveblogging

2:29 - Well, one minute to go.

2:30 - And... they're late.

2:31 - See?

2:32 - Can someone check their... here we go! Crazy visuals! Whoo! ACID TRIP!

2:33 - Jack Tretton! In Home!

2:36 - And Jack's pointing out the new prices.

2:37 - 50 games. This is funny. It's Jack, not Kaz, not Phil. That's new.

2:38 - "PlayStation 2. (the one that's got a lot of systems sold.)"

2:40 - PSP. BOOOOOO.

2:41 - Let's see them ports! SOCOM!

2:41 - WipeOut, bitches! Hells yes!

2:42 - Syphon Filter = downgraded when they realized the PS2 ones sucked.

2:42 - God of War of 333Mhz.

2:43 - Potapon? WTF?

2:44 - More ports. And Sonic Rivals -- which at least seems to be side-scrolling. What the hell is this Sims game?

2:45 - This is a lot of games.

2:45 - Just so everyone knows, Ian's computer is being a bitch, so I'm doing this from the laptop.

2:46 - AND... buffering.

2:47 - That was a lot of games. A lot of -- more Jack Tretton Home version!

2:47 - ... Best use of a faux pas from last year ever. "Riiiidge Racer!"

2:48 - I'm loving this.

2:48 - Kaz!

2:49 - My feed! NOOOOO!

2:49 - A slight PSP redesign. Thing Done Right #1.

2:50 - Wow. This feed sucks.

2:51 - What the fuck, they figured out how to make UMDs worth something.

2:53 - Handoff! Back to Jack.

2:54 - PlayStation Pee.

3:00 - Some minor troubles with logging in...boo. Echa-what? -Ian P.

3:01 - This is one fucked up puzzle game. OH GOD FIRE? No. Just,,, strangeness. -K

3:02 - My head just exploded, I never thought they'd make an M.C. Escher game. -Ian P.

3:02 - Wipeout? Wipeout? YES. YESSSSS. -K

3:03 - I really like the fact that they just announce 30 new games never heard of before. Oh god loud trailer. This looks awesome. I want wipout now. -Ian P.

3:04 - I think we can already call the conference winner to be Sony right now. PAIN! PAIN is awesome. -K

3:04 - You know, for all the masochists or sadists out there, PAIN. -Ian P.

3:05 - I never got into the WARHAWK beta. It makes me sad. Now show off the controls and prove they don't suck. No? Dammit. -K

3:06 - David Seymor is the new WARHAWK contoller. You just beat him with your Sixaxis. -Ian P.

3:06 - I love the PSN more than I like disc-based games right now. Jesus. -K

3:07 - OPEN BETA? OPEN BETA? HOME, C'MON. -K

3:07 - God damnit he's tall. -Ian P.

3:07 - ON A PHONE? What the Jesus on a cross whipping his dick across Virgin Mary's ass fuck. -K

3:08 - "Yes...yes you are a sexy man...so sexy...just like that *click*." Well thats cool, it's a plug for gimmicks but still, the choice is there, and I like that. -Ian P.

3:09 - This is so making up for last year's gigantic fuckup. Phil looks ugly in a snowsuit. -K

3:11 - The fact that they are showing this off THROUGH Home is pretty damn kickass. I don't really enjoy singstar but oh well. -Ian P.

3:12 - Clapping Phil! ^_^ ... What the blue fuck, Sony. Networking between phones and PS3? That's ridiculous. -K

3:13 - EVERYTHING IS CONNECTED, send your photo to your Sony toaster! It burns the image onto your toast, then share it with your friends. -Ian P.

3:14 - Wow. Sony listened. And now, for the long load times of Motorstorm. -K

3:15 - I hope this is how Phil drives to work. Eat shit Phil. On a rock. -Ian P.

3:16 - Unlike the Microsoft expo, this has new product after new product with no silly, YEA we can do Remotes too. Thanks Microsoft. -Ian P.

3:17 - Time for the IPTV announcement? Maybe? Maybe? C'monnnnn... aw, Circuit City. -K

3:19 - 25 Gig Lair? That's about as much as all of my music I have on my computer...TOTAL. ever... Ian P.

3:20 - Here comes some third-party exclusives, methinks. -K

3:21 - Lin-I-age. -Ian P.

3:22 - Timed exclusive Haze official. -K

3:22 - Thats creepy looking. I hate it when my face pulses. Well this gameplay certainly looks smooth. Playing Dead? WEIRD. -Ian P.

3:24 - That looks awesome. -K

3:25 - Unreal Tournament... is... EXCLUSIVE? Well? GET TO IT, JACK. YES. And... YES, USER-CREATED MODS. Sony: "This year, don't fuck with us." Officially timed exclusive on PS3. -K

3:26 - Is it just me or are all the good games looking at Microsoft and going, well..you know..the PS3 does kinda have..you know...more power and space...so umm...well...BYE! -Ian P.

3:28 - LOOK! ENEMIES! -K/Ian P.

3:28 - Pssh. Old AC trailer. -K

3:29 - I'm not sure what it is but I'm just not that interested in Kane and Lynch. RES EVIL though, that a different story. - Ian P.

3:30 - Burnout: Paradise, being developed on PS3 SDKs. Madden: only running at 30fps. EA can both rock and suck at the same time. -K

3:31 - Hahaha, our roomate played through the whole Harry Potter game for some godawful reason. -Ian P.

3:32 - Such a bad title for Guitar Hero 3. -K

3:32 - Medal of Honor: delayed for... Sixaxis parachuting. I shit you not. Way to go, EA. -K

3:33 - ROCKBAND! -Ian P.

3:34 - METAL GEAR?! EXCLUSIVE! KOJIMA!!!!!!!! *orgasm* -K

3:34 - I think Kevin just turned into a little fanboy puddle. h/o I have to scoop him up maybe put him in a jar or something. -Ian P.

3:35 - Kojima: effortlessly cool. -K

3:37 - I wish I was as cool as Kojima, new MGS4 trailer!? -Ian P.

3:37 - ENGLISH! HAYTER! WOOP WOOP! -K

3:38 - That woman had bush head. -Ian P.

3:38 - MERYL! -K

3:39 - OH FUCK GEKKOS -K

3:40 - IT'S A SLOBBERKNOCKER -K

3:41 - VAMP!! -K

3:43 - SHADOW KICK -K

3:43 - WHAT THE FUCK -K

3:44 - DAMMIT 2008 -K

3:44 - Well that was just the most kickass thing I have ever seen. And a demo to demonstrate? Neato! -Ian P.

3:45 - ... Um... oh, I get it. Ratchet. -K

3:45 - Dress in a rubber Ratchet and Clank suit and do a flamenco dance? FURRY. -Ian P.

3:46 - Everything they've shown has been games (minus the Wookie). This is so good. -K

3:48 - FOLKLORE YES -K

3:49 - HEAVENLY SWORD YES YES -K

3:49 - Please announce the demo is going on the store right now. Please. Please. -K

3:50 - I hope Heavenly Sword lives up to the original Devil May Cry, I really want it to soo badly. Not so into the sports games. -Ian P.

3:51 - NBA 08: still -- FUCK IT'S LITTLEBIGPLANET YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY -K

3:52 - No demo's yet, a little upset about that. But Little Big Planet makes up for it! -Ian P.

3:53 - I want my sunflower with sunglasses and that was way too short. -Ian P.

3:55 - SUCKER PUNCH GAME?! -K

3:56 - This is certainly... different. -K

3:57 - I...damn. THAT was fuckin' cool. -Ian P.

3:58 - Gran Turismo 5!! Have you noticed my sentences have collapsed into ... GOOOOOOOOOOO. -K

3:59 - This is so overdramatic for a car game. BUM....car....BAH....another car....but jesus that at least LOOKs amazing. -Ian P.

4:00 - KILLZONE RIDICULOUS OVERBLOWN APPEARANCE -K

4:01 - I've seen it, but upon watching the Killzone trailer again I'm realising how much detail is in this. If the gameplay is great then we have a truely new experience here. Damn loud trailer. -Ian P.

4:04 - Sony, to rest of world: "Believe us now?" -K

4:04 - They had better have their unique rumble by this game. -Ian P.

4:05 - He's holding a controller... -K/Ian P.

4:06 - Please have one last announcement... -K

4:06 - I want a demo. -Ian P.

4:07 - No rumble, no demos on the Store? Poo. -K

Well that was MUCH better than the Microsoft expo. Poop on you Peter. You've got Halo and that's it. and...and...Bioshock, which WILL be ridiculous but those 2 games dont hold a candle to the sheer number of NEW things sony announced. At leats Kev has a PS3. -Ian P.

METAL GEAR?! -K