The Un-Magical Bug-fest.

Since there isn't much news to report, I'll report on what has happened to d-pad in the last 2 weeks. We moved, quite sudenly. Now we're all good...but man did that suck.

As far as the title of this post? Just watch. I havent figured out if it's a joke or what, but apparently people like to take games that made no sense to begin with and fuck them up even more.

This is...the bug-fest.



What the hell was happening anyways? How are you supposed to know how to do all that? Or maybe you arent and that guy was just glitching it, I dunno whatever. All I know is there are apparently tougher hacks even still. I prefer the Automatic Mario.

-Ian P.

The Most Magical ROM Hack

-K

The Dojo strikes again!

Mmn, Smash Bros.

The single player mode looks like it's getting a more thorough lookover this time around. I can dig that.

Run Fox it's a...um...one of those and they're dangerous!


The interesting twist is that this Smash has a story mode. Looks kind of like a beefed up adventure mode, but cool none the less.


Oh no! Mario is attacked by Heartless!




I just hope they dont forget the mission mode; Because the thing that drew me into Melee time and time again were the 51 off-the-charts-frustrating missions that you could complete to earn characters and other shwag.

Now remember, each time you've ever played Melee and seen Mewtwo, that means the game was played for 20 hours total, or 700 vs. matches were completed. Damn.


So the "Sub-Space Emissary" mode is cool, but...
Not as cool as If they put in 3,000 unbalanced missions! Then I could go shoot myself.

-Ian P.

Thanks again Super Smash Bros. Dojo

Super Mario Galaxy: 40 Levels, 120 Stars, And... Suits.

As e3 went on, of course, details rolled out about many games: some of the coolest facts that came out were on the evolution of the Super Mario franchise, Super Mario Galaxy.

Little did we know what they meant by evolution. Super Mario Galaxy will contain 40 levels and 120 stars, according to 1up.com squeezing some info from Shigeru Miyamoto himself. Not only that, but there's going to be suits: particularly, there'll be a Bee Suit!



Yeah. There's no way anyone's stopping me from playing this game the moment it comes out. November 12th, folks. November 12th. It'll probably be the first day I use the Wii for something other than some Virtual Console Mario 64 or Sonic.

I mean, c'mon. It's Mario in a bee suit. If you don't think that's awesome, I refuse to know you as a human being. You're dead to me.

-K